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Pie now this is the question,pastry?you can buy frozen stuff from morrissons or make your own at the mo I suggest you use the frozen stuff,let it thaw out and cut into 2,then flour your pin flour your board,but never flour your pastry,My nan always used to say! grease pie dish and line base of dish with one piece of rolled out pastry Add filling(fruit or meat,whatever or both),place pie lid on top bake in oven for half an hour,Now dont you think thats better than the happy shopper pies with ,eyeball and testicle fillings! Eat |
| Spaghetti Bolognaise well.....! Spaghetti bollox is a bit difficult,depends on what mince ya use, see,if I were you, I'd use best mice from Safeway fry the fucker in oil then add chopped onions and some garlic,when done add ragu sauce i say ragu cos dolmio came with an 'ear' in it last time I opened a jar get spaghetti off the spaghetti tree and boil in salted water for 600 seconds,drain,lob on plate,add RAGU(not dolmio) Scran |
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Jelly Steal jelly from happy shopper,piss easy in them shops Go home relieved you havnt been caught A right show up having to go to crown court over a rowntrees jelly innit?Now,cut jelly into cubes with nail scissors,dont eat any! pour on a pint of boiling water from the kettle,let jelly dissolve and cool down lob in fridge to set eat later with Ice scream! |
| Roast Potatoes Grow potaoes as you would do with the chip recipe,if not,rob happy shopper,and make sure you wash the spuds as they are always mucky from there PART boil them for 700 seconds,strain and fire them into a hot baking tray with loads a rock salt and BLACK pepper,like that big lipped jamie oliver does(TIT),bake in ooofin for half an hour scran with jam! |
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Cereals teem the cornflakes into a bowl,add some sugar,then pour over ice cold milk Eat |
| Fried Egg Sandwich Put frying pan on,witha bit of lard in it,Guys,dont wear a shirt while frying eggs!Its fun to watch the pain Crack open egg and hoy into pan,watching the egg spit and splatter allover the cooker! when done,wedge between 2 slices of cheap bread,bite into it and watch the yolk,dribble allover,making you look more disgusting than you already are. |
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Bread & Jam get 2 slices of bread,slam on plate and open jam jar,ask wife to open the jar cos your a big wuss pile on jam,cut into 4 little squares give to little kid to smear allover Teevee screen,face and hair |
| Shepherds Pie recipe not available due to shortage of shepherds. |
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Deep Fried Sprouts prepare sprouts by topping and tailing them and sling them into a pan of boiling water on cooker,cook till they become mushy and they start to stink the house out bang on the chip pan,or if you have a deep fat fryer,you are being paid too much for the piss easy job you do drop sprouts in hot oil or lard,and deep fry until crispy Eat |
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