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Beans on toast Sling sliced bread into toaster,or under the grill if you havnt a toaster Hoy Beans into pan(prefably heinz)and warm up. Chuck beans onto toast and eat. Brown sauce optional.
Bacon Sandwiches! Put oil or lard in pan (non-stick) fry pig slices until crispy,Lob on bread,and plenty of brown sauce. EAT			Beef Chow Mein Look at nip menu and find beef chow mein,phone number on front of menu wait for delivery,pay nip what delivers Eat,
Pot Noodle buy pot noodle from happy shopper 99p.put on kettle and wait for it to boil open pot noodle,it should resemble straw and a sachet of sauce should be there to add later,add boiling water and wait 5 minutes for it to congeal add suace what the pot noodle people have kindly added eat with a fork. MAD CHEF Boiled Egg and Solgiers Put pan on cooker and wait for water to boil,while waiting sling slice bread into toaster or under the grill. Lob egg into pan of boiling water and wait 3 minutes,5 minutes if you dont like sloppy eggs. when done put egg into cute egg cup ,grab toast and slice into strips Dip toast in egg. Eat. HENDERSONS RELISH			Tomato Soup Go to the shop,purchase tin of tomato soup,prefably heinz,Go home,open tin,chuck contents into pan,dont bother with microwave,it spoils it,sling into a dish when hot get some bread EAT dip bread in,eat that too....
			CAUTIONS; Always consult a doctor or qualified chef before using any kind of edible matter, if you are on any medication,have poor health and especially during PREGNANCY as food can be fattenning & be dangerous if used without proper consultation.

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